Well, I'm a conservative lefty. Which means I want left wing politicians to talk about selective nationalisation, Trade Union rights, abolishing private schools, building Council houses and putting punitive taxes on the rich, rather than burbling on about diversity, inclusion and gender identity. It's not that I don't think trans people need rights. Just that I think that lots of cold and undernourished children are a bigger and more important problem for society than who's allowed to use which bog!

An unpopular view among clever folk these days, but then I'm not clever.

For the record, I also think that paedophiles (as well as being spelt correctly), need to be euthanised alongside serial killers and those who commit planned and premeditated murder.

That right-wing enough for everyone?