The Most Dangerous Place On Earth

To the tune of “English Country Garden”

Photo by Ivy Barn on Unsplash

How many secrets lurk behind the lace
In an English country village?
I’ll tell you now of some that I know
It will completely wreck the image!
Blackmail at the Vicarage
The Squire’s new squeeze is underage
The Colonel’s a crackhead, can’t keep him calm
Incest on the farm, where the kids live in the barn
In an English country village