Tha's on about them daft buggers down south agen! Them as is allus mitherin' on about national identity and t'like.

They know nowt about what anyone thinks outside t'Ome Counties. Can't even play cricket proper! And they chuck brass about like it grows on trees!

Yorkshire folk are proper proud! Them Southerners can sneck up and bugger off! And shove t'wood in th'ole on t'way out!