Not a very good list, if I may say so.

Tyson is a thug, pure and simple, and unlikely to make a joke of any kind, if he wanted to hurt a woman, he'd hit her. Gervais is a verbal bully, I've seen the type before, if anybody did smack him one he'd spend the rest of his life either avoiding them or fawning on them. None of the others would even consider insulting another mans' wife, but I wouldn't want to be the man who insulted theirs.

That apart, I see that Mr Smith has been apologising all over the place and has resigned from the Academy. What are the odds that we'll hear about him going into therapy soon? And getting divorced. He's mentally ill.

For the record, my sane self would never physically assault anyone on your list. My insane self, my Black Wolf, would attack any of them or all of them at once, given provocation. Madness doesn't discriminate, I have the scars to prove it.