Never claimed Yahweh created the Universe.

Have you really had a look at the human body from a design point of view? Because it's a mess!

For starters, pound for pound, we are just about the frailest life-form on the planet, with the poorest senses. If we are meant to be Gods' crowning creation, I'd hate to see what He does on a bad day!

So either we're a product of random evolution, or the Great Designer is actually the Colossal Fuck-up!