I have asked this before, but are so many Americans still so opposed to takng orders from a woman that they'd rather vote in a marginally-sane felon and sex pest? Trump has only ever beaten women candidates, so his win says less about him than about a patriarchalism that seemingly runs deeper in US culture than racism.

If I were you, I'd buy a gun! Law and order is likely to be the first victim over there!

Failing that, we do need teachers over here!

But if we have to come over there and sort you lot out, we are going to be pissed, and it won't be pretty!