Haiku are humbug anyway!

Now limericks:

There is a young Penguin from Bristol.

Who fires off shorts like a pistol.

On all kinds of stuff,

From heavy to fluff.

Then wanders away with a whistle.

Or even Clerihews:

A Penguin who's online,

Makes good use of their time.

They sort out the dross,

Then argue the toss.

LLAP