Do I now? I have been married for over 30 years to a wonderful woman. I have two grown-up kids and three grandchildren who like nothing better than bouncing on Grandpa. I have a roof over my head and food in the cupboard. I am owned by three completely loopy cats!
If I did not see so much misery and injustice in the world, I would be absurdly happy. As it is, I am just ridiculously so.
Sorry to disappoint :-).