Be nice if everybody did have a Human and Chimp. But some have Smeagol and Gollum - ie a whiny little sneak and a sneaky little whiner - while others have Gork and Mork - the God of Brutal Cunning and the God of Cunning Brutality.

SWMBO tell me that I have The Two Ronnies in there. So it's three claps from me and it's three claps from him!