As a classical music person, having a secular 'service', I would like to becarried in to Ronald Bynges' Elizabethan Serenade. ad at some point have them play Cartl Orff' O Fortuna "O Fortune/ Like the Moon/You are inconstant".

But the finale woud be when they close the curtain round the coffin, the leaving mourners will hear, loud and clear, the sound of the TARDIS engine!