Apparently, I already have the following superpowers: scariness; a 'Google brain'; a diamond-tipped tongue; the ability to 'channel' an alternate personality Anne refers to as 'the Major'; the ability not to take myself too seriously; dark humour.

The last is possibly the most important,as it has, during 64 years of living and trying to work among the incompetent, the malicious, the lazy and the stupid, prevented me from topping myself or murdering them!