Actually, Christianity -especially Roman Catholicism — has far more in common with Fascism than most political parties. Centralised, hierarchical authority; thought control; the exclusion and persecution of ‘heretics’ and ‘unbelievers’; the idea that people should serve a central idea (in this case an imaginary supernatural being) before their own needs, and so on.

Anyway, those of us who have studied the ‘Necronomicon’ know that Trump is actually an avatar of Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, Soul and Messenger of the blind and mindless Other Gods who howl eternally in the spaces between existence.

That’s humour, by the way. I know most Christians have a problem with it.